Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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