If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Hippo gnu deer
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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