I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
