I heard we made out
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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