my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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