I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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