that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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