I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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