Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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