My Higher Power is John Stamos
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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