Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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