you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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