Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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