I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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