My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
my liver is dry heaving
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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