I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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