life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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