I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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