Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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