Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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