We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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