I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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