just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
being pregnant is like rehab
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Go christen that room with your naked body.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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