how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sobbing to NWA
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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