i just google imaged poop.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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