help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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