it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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