her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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