5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Less talking, more tequila
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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