her vagine was all disorganized.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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