I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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