school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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