I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
