her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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