She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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