I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize