Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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