We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
