Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
