I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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