i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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