Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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