so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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