An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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