it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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