respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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