I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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