I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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