have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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