I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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