Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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