I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I need to calm my uterus...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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