the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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