Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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