Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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