there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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