if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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