i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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