Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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